Thursday, September 13, 2007

Pet Peeves


Okay, riding the NYC subway everyday makes your pet peeves come alive. Here are a few I had to deal with this morning:

- People walking real fast then stopping dead so that slam into their back. Uhhhh, hello, you are not the only person walking around. it's like a car. If you are lost and don't know where you are going, pull over. You don't just stop still on a highway.

- People cutting their nails on the subway. That is so fucking gross. it really irks me badly. What makes them find that okay to do on a subway? Or in public. Next thing i know they are going to cut their toe nails. (me shivers) Save that for the privacy of your own home. I don't want to see it.

- People running in front of you in the turnstile and then trying all of their Metrocards to see which one still has money on it. What the fuck? That was sooo fucking important that you had to basically butt me out of line and i had my ONE card ready? Asshole

-People bumping into you then yelling at you. Now this one happened a while ago to me. I had twisted my ankle and it was on the mend. I was walking to the train and had my headphones on with the music blasting. I had this woman flying at me and totally bump me out of the way. i turn around to face her and just see her gesturing to me and see her swearing at me. So without knowing exactly what she said, i just yell at her- Fuck you you fucking bitch and get on at the next car. Funny thing is that she thought the car was about to move, but we sat their for a couple minutes. Hope she's happy that she pushed a cripple out of the way to make it on the train before it left a couple minutes later!

1 comment:

~e~ said...

i think i would really like you in the 'real world'. you remind me of me.